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These 151 Baking Puns Will Bake Your Day

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After his standup career fell flat as an unleavened bread, our editor Dim Nikov rose to be a chef and cookbook author, proving that he could still make dough.
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Are you ready to laugh your socks off? These baking puns are the yeast you can do to bring laughter into the kitchen.

  1. Rise to the occasion!
  2. Doughn’t worry, be happy.
  3. Don’t go baking my heart.
  4. This is the yeast of my problems.
  5. Bakers knead to rise early.
  6. Life is what you bake it.
  7. Keep calm and eat a cupcake.
  8. You can’t make an omelette without baking eggs.
  9. I loaf you a lot!
  10. I’m on a roll!
  11. Bread first, then loaf.
  12. Let’s toast to us.
  13. No bun intended.
  14. You’re the apple of my pie.
  15. You make my heart crumble.
  16. Just dough it!
  17. I don’t sugarcoat.
  18. I whisk you were here.
  19. Pie’m so in love with you.
  20. I’m flan of you.
  21. Bake it till you make it.
  22. I got muffin but love for you.
  23. I donut know what I’d do without you.
  24. Scone but not forgotten.
  25. Rolling in dough.
  26. You’re the scone that I want.
  27. Keep calm and eat a tart.
  28. Have a grate day!
  29. Let’s get this bread!
  30. Quit loafing around.
  31. Your love is sweet like frosting.
  32. I have fillings for you.
  33. Let’s crust our dreams.
  34. You’re baking me crazy.
  35. Life is full of whisk-takes.
  36. I knead you in my life.
  37. It’s a piece of cake!
  38. Let them eat cake!
  39. Baking is the way to the tart.
  40. Love at first bite.
  41. That’s how the cookie crumbles.
  42. Always room for dessert!
  43. It’s the yeast I could do.
  44. Crust me, I’m a baker.
  45. Beating around the bush.
  46. I’ve got a soft spot for soft rolls.
  47. Bread and butter of the situation.
  48. Pie in the sky.
  49. Buns of steel.
  50. Flour power.
  51. I feel crumby.
  52. Life is batter with cake.
  53. The proof is in the pudding.
  54. It’s a matter of crust.
  55. It’s all about the dough.
  56. You want a pizza me?
  57. I sugar coat nothing, but my pastries.
  58. I have muffin to lose.
  59. Can’t make a cake without breaking eggs.
  60. It’s muffin but love.
  61. Making dough is a piece of cake.
  62. To knead or not to knead, that is the question.
  63. We’re a batch made in heaven.
  64. Baking is a whisk I’m willing to take.
  65. Once upon a thyme.
  66. Rolling with the dough.
  67. Never dessert you.
  68. Slice to meet you.
  69. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  70. Bread to perfection.
  71. I am on a roll.
  72. Baking a pie is as easy as 3.1415.
  73. Sift happens.
  74. I have nothing bundt love for you.
  75. Bake someone happy.
  76. The path to enlightenment is paved with crumbs.
  77. Let it dough, let it dough, let it dough.
  78. Bakers gonna bake.
  79. Flour girl.
  80. Stollen glances.
  81. It’s a knead-to-know basis.
  82. You’re the cinnamon to my bun.
  83. You’re my butter half.
  84. Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
  85. Dough you believe in magic?
  86. Quit loafing around.
  87. Let’s bread together.
  88. Doughnut stop believing.
  89. Pie love you so much.
  90. I’ve taken a slice to you.
  91. This is just a whisk I’m willing to take.
  92. You’re one tough cookie.
  93. Dough or doughnut, there is no try.
  94. That’s the way the muffin crumbles.
  95. Life is scone in the blink of an eye.
  96. Baking is a piece of tart.
  97. Bakers are sweet as pie.
  98. I can’t espresso how much I loaf you.
  99. You’re the icing to my cake.
  100. Flouring up my emotions.
  101. You whisk me off my feet.
  102. Let’s bake a difference.
  103. No matter how you slice it, you’re the best.
  104. Don’t dessert me now.
  105. I’m rolling in the dough.
  106. Raisin the bar.
  107. Making dough is my bread and butter.
  108. Never take pie for granted.
  109. Here today, scone tomorrow.
  110. I donut know what I’d dough without you.
  111. You’re the zest.
  112. In-crust we trust.
  113. Bakers make the world smell better.
  114. Good things come to those who bake.
  115. Keep calm and bake on.
  116. Crumb and get it.
  117. Don’t go bacon my heart.
  118. I’m a whisk taker.
  119. Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
  120. I only have pies for you.
  121. You make my heart flutter, batter, batter.
  122. Knead I say more?
  123. We’re mint to be.
  124. You’re the top bun.
  125. Let’s bake the world a better place.
  126. Life is better with fresh baked cookies.
  127. I’ve got layers, like a cake.
  128. You’re my sweet roll.
  129. It’s time to rise and shine.
  130. It’s the sweet life.
  131. It’s a sweet sweet world.
  132. You are my sweet pie.
  133. You take the cake!
  134. Making dough, the yeast I can do.
  135. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  136. Batter late than never.
  137. Crust me, you’re amazing.
  138. Nothing is impastable.
  139. I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.
  140. Let’s loaf together.
  141. When in doubt, bake it out.
  142. A rolling pin gathers no moss.
  143. The secret ingredient is always love.
  144. Flour the people.
  145. If at first you don’t succeed, eat a cookie.
  146. You are a smart cookie.
  147. It’s a kneady job, but someone’s got to do it.
  148. Baking is my jam.
  149. I’m in loaf with you.
  150. Rye so serious?
  151. I don’t give a crêpe!
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Dim is a food writer, cookbook author, and the editor of Home Cook World. His first book, Cooking Methods & Techniques, was published in 2022. He is a certified food handler with Level 1 and Level 2 Certificates in Food Hygiene and Safety for Catering, and a trained cook with a Level 3 Professional Chef Diploma.